Was that supposed to be a trick question or just wanting to know what sort of wet dreams i had?
Anyways...
Wet dream is like... day time sibeh stressed, then u see one hot chio bu on the MRT.. but still no time to stare at her longer.. so at night when u're so tired and fall asleep.. it comes into your dream ......
The girl u saw on the MRT..starts to appear in a villa.. u're lying on the King size bed with your beh (horse) UP.. the girl climb onto you..and ride your beh (Horse)... she's naked and you see her full glory in front of you... she starts to ride harder and faster.. u see wind blowing against her face.. u see sweat... your heart pump fast and faster and fastest... Then you COMMMEEEEEE!!!!
"AH BOY AH!!!! KI LAI LIOW AH...... KI ZHO KANG AH!!"
Your marder picks up a fallen off pillow from your bed and whack you on the head. u accidentally ejeculate..and a sense of paiseh-ness engulf your face... u franticallyflipped over chest lying against your bed and tell your mother...
"WAIT LAH...I NEED TO FINISH PRAYING FIRST LAH!"
yeah right.... u better pray your marder dont see the mess on your bed sheets or your pyjamas boy!!!
And next time... LOCK THE FUGGING DOOR OF YOUR BEDROOM..
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