9 Words Women use...

okay, i'm guilty at times of being un-original. but i rather be natural than trying to ooze out some creative juice only to constipate badly. Hey.. u wanna win the ladies over right? then better smarten up and learn. Somethings Men cannot win.

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour ...

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting h er time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

(This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not th anking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man

to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.

Have u try blowing yourself up? The Talibans did..

Taliban 1: Zi is good..

Taliban 2: what's good?

Taliban 1: Zee boms..iz ze most powerful bomb.. (pointing at the bomb)

Taliban 2: Yez! We vill killz all ze infidels! All ENEMIES of ALL*H!!!!! WE VILL ....

Taliban 1: no no no!!!!... for ourselves you piece of monkey crap!.. I got ze ideea .. Donch you wanna see nice beautifool virginz? ALL 72 VIRGINz ?? ALL YOURS!???

Taliban 2: ah? u forkin bastard! ... heh heh heh...good ideea..

Taliban 1: okez, here'z ze plan.. once we're done here? we go UP.. u take half the virginz. i take the other half.. ok?

Taliban 2: Good ideas.... eh i just checked there were already 200 over suicide bomberz.. whats left for us when we go up there?

Taliban 1: oh fuck! ... now u tell me...its too........