Dating 101..

"Eh bro... tonight go chiong.. i buy you drinks ai mai?"

"eh Joe.. me not into bromance with you k?"

"Bromance?"

"KNN!!!!!... U bo lang ai is it?... come ask me for date!??"

So whats the F**King problem with Joe?.. He like not interested/ or a bit interested in this charbor i intro to him.. so far.. i am always the one playing "middleman"..

"JOE, PICK UP THE DAMN FONE and CALL LAH NABUUUUUUEEEHH!!!

"bro... then say what?"

"...&^$^$^#$ eh Joe... u call her... say... how about this weekend.. are u free for dinner or something lor..."

first.. go straight to the point.. we all lao liow.. no need to beat the f**king bush just to chase her out...

2nd... ask her this weekend free bo...dont ask her.. "eh tonight free? oh not free ah?.. tomolo night free? ...oh.. also not free ah.. about the following night?"

Joe asked.. "Can I ask if she free (by the month)?....."

I replied.. "if you asked her if this month and next month she free.. and she said no."

You can forget about dating her... PUIZ!

Ronaldo SOLD for 80 million pounds!

80 MILLION FAAAAARKING POUNDS????

Good lah.. nabei winker whole season kao peh kao bu ... want to go GO LAH! Chao Chee Toad.. oh by the way... REAL MAD can have Big Time Charlie ALL they want. Let him sell shirts better lah.. sign autographs... What's the REAL farking problem? they just dont have good Coaching Managers!!

Whom have Man U sold to REAL?
Rude Van NatsteelRoy... Now nursing injury time for the past 2 seasons...
David Backham... sold plenty of shirts... stays on the bench until sold to some galaxy far far away....

now.... Cris Ronnie.. lets see how will he ends up? LOL.. i won't be surprise if he gets EYE MO eye drip selling eyedrops as well for winking too much hahahaha!!!

Good lah... 80 million pounds can buy Frank Ribery, Enzema... eh Benzema... paiseh..

Next Season, Liverpoop will be in the RED hahahah! Who will challenge Man U for the title?? possibly Chelshit...