Bird and the bees...

Joe that nite came over lim jiu with me. He shake his head and say his goalkeeper keep catching the ball.. PUIZ!

So i told him you IMPROVE your STRIKER lor... make sure the ball go into the net!

NBCB.. this is our code words... Goalkeeper (his wife eh....) and striker (Ah Joe eh...kim chio)...

So i told him.. eh gahmen is wondering why GIVE money STILL bo lang tio "TOTO"... ISH HE TOO KAN CHEONG... see money niah jack rabbit in out in out in out buey teng... KNN.. u think wat? One time shoot one time tio meh? U think u sniper ah? CB! Go join army lah..

U continue UP her like that u sure "Die cock stand"!

Told him.. he must slowly slowly..dont think of Gahmen eh lui.... think of LOURVE! MAKE LOVE NOT MAKE MONEY!

CB Joe... thinks of money only start to get horny...for the wrong reasons.. I told him.. Gahmen UP money.. EVERY ONE all waiting to hoot your pockets.. MILK money also UP... Nursery school Fees also ka limbeh UP...and also clothes lah..food lah.. siao ginnah's clothes from $10 become $20..also insurance.. sibeh hou siao.. life policies and medical also UP.. CCB... Gahmen give liow macham bo give...end up LPPL... if like that i might as well take my LP and PL kaki.

JOE,before your kia reach puberty.. you POK liow lah...

farking ulcers!

Nah beh! knn.. dont know how i get tongue ulcers! PUIZ! cannot talk..cannot eat.. cb tongue diam diam in the way!

Lunch dinner breakfast..knn now farking eat like a HORSE.. hoping the FOOD dont have to touch the tongue!

Ah Joe ask me if i go do PAINT JOB.. KNN.. if i paint.. the CB also will have ulcers and swelling! cos my tongue DAMN FIERCE KIND!

EH...Joe also correct.. cos when i do PAINT JOB.. my tongue fling here fling there.. whack in and out..left to right... if tio semi-shaved eh CB.. lim peh sure tio ulcers...

"FARK LAH JOE... LONG TIME BO PAINT JOB BUSINESS LIOW LAH!"

CCB Joe..